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Random Thoughts, Vol. 4

BYE BOSTON!!!

Guess what time it is… this random thoughts should be fun.

The Red Sox blew it… hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahah

So did Atlanta (on behalf of my buddy Brian Scully who’s a huge Phillies fan… hahahahaahahahahaahhaahahahaahahahahaha)

Two SEC teams atop the NCAA rankings… shocker

The Philadelphia Eagles are 1-3… hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

(side note: I know I’m putting lots of bad karma on my side by making fun of my enemies but I don’t care because this is funny. Also a message to Steve Smith, how’s Philly treating you :-P?)

Matt Moore, Josh Collmenter, Ivan Nova and Max Sherzer are all rookies that have won playoff baseball games… Cliff Lee, Zach Greinke, and C.C. Sabathia haven’t, um….

Ohio Staters Dan Herron and Devier Posey were suspended for benefits… again… please fire Gene Smith I’m begging you.

Texas A&M has led their last two games by a combined 55-20 at the half, and lost both of them.

Jordan Jefferson wants his job back at LSU… Les Miles would be stupid to say anything other than kick rocks.

Tony Romo blew a fourth quarter lead in week 1, led the Cowboys to overtime win with a punctured lung in week 2, seemed like the only competent Cowboy in week 3, then threw away week 4… at this rate Jerry Jones will be in ICU by week 9 from all of these heart attacks.

Mark Sanchez is trash…

It hasnt been a good year in Indy

… so is his offensive line.

You think the Seahawks should’ve resigned Matt Hasselbeck?

The one team that can beat Boise State is Fresno State… the game’s in Fresno… I’ll be nervous all Friday night.

Albert Pujols better not leave St. Louis…

… same for Prince Fielder in Milwaukee

(think about it for a second, why go somewhere else to play for more money when, if your Pujols, you can stay in St. Louis and be greater than Stan Musial, or if you’re Prince, stay in Milwaukee and be the ring leader of the most fun clubhouse and atmosphere in baseball? They should both learn from Carl Crawford who took more money to play in Boston and had a miserable season there when he wanted to play for the Angels. Money isn’t everything, you have to enjoy where you play and I don’t see how Boston, New York, Washington, L.A., or anywhere can compare for either of these cats.)

Ryan Roberts has too many tattoos.

Why doesn’t the Big Ten add Toledo? They’re much better than Indiana.

Missouri in the SEC? TCU in the Big East? When did NCAA realignment become like the NFL?

All of these passing yards in the NFL are nice, wait until it gets cold and you have to run the ball more and we’ll really see who the best team in the NFL is.

Is it wrong that every time I see Calvin Johnson I do the Transformers transforming noise?

Donovan… it’s over.

South Carolina had to change their uni’s because the referee couldn’t make out the numbers because the camouflage blended in with the black… Under Armour is really failing at trying to be Nike.

Speaking of South Carolina, Steve Spurrier and Stephen Garcia = George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin?

Can't wait for Saturday.

David Stern is starting to cancel games… uh oh.

When did Jesse Palmer get so much clout on ESPN?

The Rangers demoted Sean Avery to the minors, so now what do we do with these Armani vanity glasses?

Rex Grossman has a better record than Ben Roethlisberger, Michael Vick and Matt Ryan… I need a drink.

The Colts are really bad without Peyton Manning.

(I always knew Manning was important to the Colts success, I just didn’t know he meant this much. I mean this team could beat Purdue. The fact that Manning means this much to the Colts is a mix of crazy and sad. Think about when Tom Brady went down with a torn ACL, the Pats went 11-5! Bill Belichick just plugged Matt Cassel in there and the Pats still won games. The Colts tried with Curtis Painter and Kerry Collins and it doesn’t matter it’s just not the same. If this doesn’t prove that Manning is the most important player in the league to his team then I don’t know what will.)

If Serena has one more unwarranted blowup I’m done.

Red river is this Saturday… I’ll be looking at the sidelines more than the game. Texas and Oklahoma girls… yessir!!!

You do realize that the Yankees threw the last game of the season so the Red Sox wouldn’t make it right?

Even still, that was the greatest ending to the regular season ever.

(how great was that ending? I couldn’t stop watching the Yanks-Rays or Sox-O’s at the same time. The single fact that Red Sox lost in the manner that they lost was pure poetry. To go 7-19 in September and have a 3-2 lead in the bottom of the 9th on the last day of the season only to watch Jonathan Papelbon be as sketchy as ever as he gave it away to the last place team in the division and three minutes later watch Evan Longoria line a fastball over the left field wall to clinch a berth for the Rays was movie magic. You couldn’t ask for a better script or a better ending. The best Yankees loss ever: Red Sox lost the game, the Wild Card, Terry Francona wasn’t brought back as manager and Theo Epstein might skip town too. All I need is David Ortiz on steroids and it’ll be perfect… wait a minute.)

Last one: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Taylor Hall, Thomas Eberle might be the next Wayne Gretzky, Jari Kurri, Mark Messier.

Crazy? Yes. But damn they look good already.

So happy hockey’s back.


The Seahawks Prove Us Wrong

The Seahawks and they're fans didn't have to apologize for making the playoffs at 7-9. However, we owe them an apology for doubting them.

I would like to take this time to make an apology to the Seattle Seahawks. I’m sorry for leaving you for dead before the game was even played.

I’m sorry for thinking that since you went 7-9 in the regular that for some reason that would carry over into the postseason and somehow hinder your play. I forgot that the regular season is the regular season and that the postseason is the postseason.

Let’s be real, no one had the Seahawks making out of the first quarter alive let alone contending in this game. From tv to radio to podcasts everyone had the Seahawks dead before the game was even played. However, it was with good reason, this team was terrible.

They lost all nine of their games by fifteen or more points, they ranked in the 20’s in total offense and defense, they won one of the worst divisions in recent memory with a 7-9 record making themo the first team to make the playoffs with a losing record. Of course no one had them picked, why would anyone expect this team to do anything but get destroyed by the defending champs on their home field?

Well apparently the Saints felt the same way and came out flat and let the Seahawks beat them down and send them marching back to New Orleans with an embarrassing loss.

The Saints jumped out to an early ten point advantage but soon became stagnant on offense and lost their rhythm, a problem that plagued them all year. Seattle took advantage thanks to a steady running game behind Marshawn Lynch and the hot game of Matt Hasselbeck, who overcame an early interception to throw three first half touchdowns and take a 24-20 halftime lead.

What was most shocking was how Seattle’s defensive line pushed around the Saints and were able to get pressure on Drew Brees and throw off his timing. Meanwhile Hasselbeck dominated New Orleans secondary and bludgeoned their pathetic safeties with great throw after great throw. The hip injury that plagued him all year was a non-factor as he looked like the former pro-bowlet that he was.

After his fourth TD toss in the third quarter put Seattle up by two possessions it was clear that the Saints were the weaker team on the field no matter the regular season record. One problem was that the Saints couldn’t run the ball at all (side note: if there wasn’t a more clear case that Reggie Bush needs to be cut then this was it. Bush is too soft to be an every down back in the NFL and lacks the proper instincts. Watching him hobble off of the field was like watching a replay of his time in the league. He has so much talent but just isn’t an NFL player and probably never will be. Looking back at that draft it seems like it was all hype and no results come to think of it. Look at Matt Leinart and Vince Young with Bush, they were the headliners the college stars that were going to be superstars and all of them have become bums. As bad as the Texans underachieve do you think they are happy with taking Mario Williams and not any of those three? I think so.), another problem was that there defense got totally man-handeled by a young and inexperienced Seattle offensive line. Left tackle Russell Okung held Will Smith in check from start to finish and the lSaints showed no real urgency to stop the Seahawks until the fourth quarter when Brees and company finally showed some life.

They'll be replaying the Marshawn Lynch run for years in Seattle.

After two scores and with their defense hanging on for their lives, the offense took the field with less than five minutes left and in dire need of first downs. Enter Lynch who was a cast-off of the Buffalo Bills and had been largely ineffective during his time in Seattle. Lynch picked up a first down on his first two carries of the drive and then reeled off one of the best runs in NFL history.

He burst through the o-line and ran through eight defenders in a wave of stiff arms, cuts and fakes en route to a 67 yard touchdown run that put Seattle up 41-30 and virtually sealed the game.

Once again the Seahawks beat up the Saints line and pushed them back to the Bayou and pushed themselves into the second round.

Stunning and jubilant all in one.

So now what do we do. Do we dare count them out or push them to the side? Uh, no. This is the playoffs and anything can happen, just ask the New Orleans Saints.

This 41-36 victory is further proof that nothing is ever certain and why games are played on the field because you never know what could happen. Like a 7-9 eleven point underdog beating the defending Super Bowl Champs in front of the loudest crowd in the league. No one saw it coming but that’s why you play the game, because you never know.

I think we all owe the Seahaeks an apology for that one.