Guess what time it is… this random thoughts should be fun.
The Red Sox blew it… hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahah
So did Atlanta (on behalf of my buddy Brian Scully who’s a huge Phillies fan… hahahahaahahahahaahhaahahahaahahahahaha)
Two SEC teams atop the NCAA rankings… shocker
The Philadelphia Eagles are 1-3… hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah
(side note: I know I’m putting lots of bad karma on my side by making fun of my enemies but I don’t care because this is funny. Also a message to Steve Smith, how’s Philly treating you ?)
Matt Moore, Josh Collmenter, Ivan Nova and Max Sherzer are all rookies that have won playoff baseball games… Cliff Lee, Zach Greinke, and C.C. Sabathia haven’t, um….
Ohio Staters Dan Herron and Devier Posey were suspended for benefits… again… please fire Gene Smith I’m begging you.
Texas A&M has led their last two games by a combined 55-20 at the half, and lost both of them.
Jordan Jefferson wants his job back at LSU… Les Miles would be stupid to say anything other than kick rocks.
Tony Romo blew a fourth quarter lead in week 1, led the Cowboys to overtime win with a punctured lung in week 2, seemed like the only competent Cowboy in week 3, then threw away week 4… at this rate Jerry Jones will be in ICU by week 9 from all of these heart attacks.
Mark Sanchez is trash…
… so is his offensive line.
You think the Seahawks should’ve resigned Matt Hasselbeck?
The one team that can beat Boise State is Fresno State… the game’s in Fresno… I’ll be nervous all Friday night.
Albert Pujols better not leave St. Louis…
… same for Prince Fielder in Milwaukee
(think about it for a second, why go somewhere else to play for more money when, if your Pujols, you can stay in St. Louis and be greater than Stan Musial, or if you’re Prince, stay in Milwaukee and be the ring leader of the most fun clubhouse and atmosphere in baseball? They should both learn from Carl Crawford who took more money to play in Boston and had a miserable season there when he wanted to play for the Angels. Money isn’t everything, you have to enjoy where you play and I don’t see how Boston, New York, Washington, L.A., or anywhere can compare for either of these cats.)
Ryan Roberts has too many tattoos.
Why doesn’t the Big Ten add Toledo? They’re much better than Indiana.
Missouri in the SEC? TCU in the Big East? When did NCAA realignment become like the NFL?
All of these passing yards in the NFL are nice, wait until it gets cold and you have to run the ball more and we’ll really see who the best team in the NFL is.
Is it wrong that every time I see Calvin Johnson I do the Transformers transforming noise?
Donovan… it’s over.
South Carolina had to change their uni’s because the referee couldn’t make out the numbers because the camouflage blended in with the black… Under Armour is really failing at trying to be Nike.
Speaking of South Carolina, Steve Spurrier and Stephen Garcia = George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin?
David Stern is starting to cancel games… uh oh.
When did Jesse Palmer get so much clout on ESPN?
The Rangers demoted Sean Avery to the minors, so now what do we do with these Armani vanity glasses?
Rex Grossman has a better record than Ben Roethlisberger, Michael Vick and Matt Ryan… I need a drink.
The Colts are really bad without Peyton Manning.
(I always knew Manning was important to the Colts success, I just didn’t know he meant this much. I mean this team could beat Purdue. The fact that Manning means this much to the Colts is a mix of crazy and sad. Think about when Tom Brady went down with a torn ACL, the Pats went 11-5! Bill Belichick just plugged Matt Cassel in there and the Pats still won games. The Colts tried with Curtis Painter and Kerry Collins and it doesn’t matter it’s just not the same. If this doesn’t prove that Manning is the most important player in the league to his team then I don’t know what will.)
If Serena has one more unwarranted blowup I’m done.
Red river is this Saturday… I’ll be looking at the sidelines more than the game. Texas and Oklahoma girls… yessir!!!
You do realize that the Yankees threw the last game of the season so the Red Sox wouldn’t make it right?
Even still, that was the greatest ending to the regular season ever.
(how great was that ending? I couldn’t stop watching the Yanks-Rays or Sox-O’s at the same time. The single fact that Red Sox lost in the manner that they lost was pure poetry. To go 7-19 in September and have a 3-2 lead in the bottom of the 9th on the last day of the season only to watch Jonathan Papelbon be as sketchy as ever as he gave it away to the last place team in the division and three minutes later watch Evan Longoria line a fastball over the left field wall to clinch a berth for the Rays was movie magic. You couldn’t ask for a better script or a better ending. The best Yankees loss ever: Red Sox lost the game, the Wild Card, Terry Francona wasn’t brought back as manager and Theo Epstein might skip town too. All I need is David Ortiz on steroids and it’ll be perfect… wait a minute.)
Last one: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Taylor Hall, Thomas Eberle might be the next Wayne Gretzky, Jari Kurri, Mark Messier.
Crazy? Yes. But damn they look good already.
So happy hockey’s back.